I'll sing you the song of Brian cat
A kitty brave and strong
He lived in a town called Briancattown
Where his people sang his song
One cold winter day the dragon came
And plundered and wrecked the town
Brian cat knew he had to fight
So his people could survive
He wandered far and wide and long
Till he found the dragon's lair
With tooth and claw and a terrible hiss
Brian gave the dragon a scare
With fear the dragon took to the air
And flew so far away
Brian returned to great rejoice
For this was Brian's day
Brian, Brian, Brian
This is the song of Brian
Brian, Brian, Brian
We sing the song of Brian